Tuesday, October 25, 2011

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Today, I'm happy to have on new friend and great author Sara York with a fab post. Please give her your undivided attention.



Masturbation – Self Love – Pulling the Wanker – Petting the Cat

What ever you call it masturbation is a part of life. Some people call it a sin other’s think it’s dirty. “You’ll grow hair on your palms.” or “You’ll go blind” Remember those lies? For some strange reason some Christian pastors think masturbation is a form of homosexuality. Comparing masturbation to homosexuality is a huge stretch and totally wrong. And now since I’ve brought up homosexuality I have to pull out one of my favorite Jerry Seinfeld lines – Not that there’s anything wrong with that – the homosexuality of course, not the other junk.

If you masturbate you aren’t homosexual. Guys stroking off in front of a mirror, pulling their meat and watching their body react isn’t homosexual behavior. Girls slipping their fingers in their underwear, sliding their thumb against their clit and feeling it grow hard between their fingers, there’s nothing homosexual about that.

Most men think of women when they are masturbating. If a variant image of a man pops into their head while they are all plumped up with nowhere to go but in their own hand that isn’t homosexuality either.

Of course anyone who knows me knows that I’m all fine with two guys stripping naked, pelvis to pelvis, hard cock to hard cock, their lips come together tentatively at first then hungrily as they plunder each other’s mouths, sucking and nipping as they take and give of their bodies. Slowly one of them drops to his knees and smiles up at the other then his tongue darts out, flicking the end of....Well you get the picture. Now if you’re ready to masturbate over that scene, great. If you’re a heterosexual male or a lesbian I’m sorry, I’m just not good at doing female on female action.

So why is masturbation seen so negatively. For some reason people still see self-pleasure as a negative activity. People feel guilty if they masturbate. They think that they are defective or have something wrong with them. None of that is true.

I know I’m going to piss people off when I say this, but God doesn’t care if you masturbate. People will toss out ridiculous bible quotes that are taken in the wrong context. Masturbate if you will, but God doesn’t care.

It’s none of your mother or father’s business if you masturbate. Don’t spooge all over their furniture but your parents/grandparent or others in the line of ancestry shouldn’t care about your self-love and if they do, tough cookies for them.

Some people masturbate to images or movies. Other’s like a little action with another person and masturbate in groups or on chat lines. Some people have active imaginations and just go at it because of their thoughts.

If you’ve never masturbated and you want to try then move to a private room sit back and relax. Touch yourself and see what you come up with. I guarantee it will be a good time.

Masturbation has been around since the dawn of time so I’ve included a list of a few songs that highlight the glories of masturbation, ending with my favorite Longview by Green Day. So go bite your lip and close your eyes and slip on into paradise.

13. Darling Nikki by Prince
12. Icicle by Tori Amos
11. Coin Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls
10. Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks
9. Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol
8. The Keys to Her Ferrari by Thomas Dolby
7. Turning Japanese by The Vapors
6. All Revved up With No Place to Go by Meat Loaf
5. Epic by Faith No More
4. She Bop by Cindi Lauper
3. I Touch Myself by DiVinyls
2. Blisters in the Sun by The Violent Femmes
1. Longview by Green Day

For more information on Sara York books go to my website http://sarayork.com


Working It Out a M/M erotic romance will be available in print in November and is currently available in ebook form from Total-E-Bound. http://www.total-e-bound.com/product.asp?P_ID=1324

5 comments:

Laura said...

H-A-W-T post, Sara. Uhm...I'd write more but I have to go take a shower now. I mean, I need to get ready for work. Yeah...that's it, get ready for work.

Sara York said...

OMG Laura, you are too funny!

LB said...

Great post Sara! Masturbation is a completely normal sexual behavior and can be done with or without a partner...

Sara York said...

So true Lee. So true.

Rawiya said...

Thanks for visiting Sara! What a great blog and also thanks for the comments everyone!