Today I'm happy to have KevaD here on the blog. I truly respect Keva as a fab author and a wonderful friend I've met virtually. Let's see what Keva says today.
Hello!
I'm DA Kentner, bringing you the latest updates on things you never cared about.
It's 6:30, 3:37 in Baltimore, and time for the eleven o'clock news.
The world revolved around a surfer on the Great Coral Reef today. A whirlpool dragged his ass under. Just as rescuers reached him, a shark snatched the surfer and swam out to deeper water, only to be swallowed whole by a Blue Whale.
The young man's mother remains unconcerned, claiming Jonah had pulled this stunt before.
Fifty fully armed Canadian infantrymen and two tanks crossed into Michigan – that stretch above the lakes? - then withdrew when they realized no one else knew it was there either. The Prime Minister apologized, citing faulty hand-drawn trapper maps. He assured the United States government that the illegal shipments of pharmaceuticals and cigarettes will continue without interruption, and a formal excuse will be forthcoming along with half of the Canadian football league.
The White House offered no comment other than to say the coach of the Detroit Lions will not be part of negotiations, as Canada doesn’t want him either.
In Austin, Texas, a man was arrested for not carrying a gun.
In New York, a man was arrested for carrying a gun on a commuter train, and promptly deported to Texas.
China and Arizona have reached an agreement on the construction of a Great Wall.
The sun shined in Seattle today. Martial law has been declared until the source of the problem can be identified.
This just in… The Chicago Bears 7.
The ACLU filed an injunction against Mixed Martial Arts, seeking a name change to No References to Any Particular Form of Beating the Crap Out of Each Other.
At a press conference held in the nation's capitol, the CIA denied any knowledge of wrongdoing prior to making any statements. Questions were limited to the breakfast menu, and no reason for the press conference was offered.
Two FBI teams arrested each other in an agency sting operation.
And KevaD announced the release of his erotic MM historical paranormal novella "Desire Damned."
Satan wants the warrior Taka to bow before him. But Taka bows to no one except his gentle lover Har.
For thousands of years the two men have been doomed to a life of torment. While one walks the earth, the other suffers under the devil's lash. Their only respite is an occasional night; a random, beautiful, love-filled night, knowing that with the dawn one of them must die in battle and return to Satan's wrath.
On the war-torn fields of Gettysburg the two lovers are reunited once again. But this time something beyond Hell's reach has happened. Something so wondrous, Satan may finally get his wish.
For thousands of years the two men have been doomed to a life of torment. While one walks the earth, the other suffers under the devil's lash. Their only respite is an occasional night; a random, beautiful, love-filled night, knowing that with the dawn one of them must die in battle and return to Satan's wrath.
On the war-torn fields of Gettysburg the two lovers are reunited once again. But this time something beyond Hell's reach has happened. Something so wondrous, Satan may finally get his wish.
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14 comments:
TY Keva for being here
I'm very grateful you allowed me to be here, Michael.
You're a gracious host and extremely tolerant of my quirks.
Shoot, I thought the first tidbit was real until I got to Jonah's mother lol
David, I enjoy reading your posts as always :)
I learn something new every day about you, David!
Hi, Ren =)
Hi, Jerri. You did?
This was great, but I have to say the ACLU but was hysterical.
I just love reading your works, KevaD! Please keep them coming!!
Monday was starting to get me down, then I read this post. Thanks for cheering me up. I knew I could count on you.
Never a dull moment :) Thanks for the smile.
David...you are a gem and I'm so glad I know how to find you any time I need a smile. Best wishes with your new book.
Thanks everyone.
There's nothing wrong with being silly now and then.
Great post David. You always bring a smile to my face.
Gotta admit I learned something new from your post. I knew you all came to Canada for pharmaceuticals but I had no idea you got cigarettes here too. Are they honestly cheaper in Canada? That's crazy.
Seems funny that you all get pharmaceuticals and smokes here and we go to the states for cheap cheese/dairy and outlet stores.LOL
Taxes are one of our country's largest gross national products. Tobacco goods are exported to Canada where criminal types smuggle them back into the US where they're sold for less than the taxed ones.
Weird, but true.
Thanks for stopping by, Lauren.
So, then...what WAS for breakfast?
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